Posted on April 6, 2006 in Dentition Fact-Dropping
Dentists were well-paid medical mechanics who people feared.
Posted on May 12, 2005 in Dentition
What if I had listened to the woman in television who said that I should just learn to love my teeth for how they were?
Posted on June 9, 2004 in Dentition
I’ve been licking at a flat head like a manhole cover in the space before my last surviving molar on the lower right hand side.
Posted on February 20, 2004 in Dentition
When you have surgery done on the jaw in a place that is dead, the body screams elsewhere.
Posted on February 19, 2004 in Dentition Insurance Rage & Annoyance
We think that teeth are not a part of the body, that fixing them is a luxury item like a nose job or a facelift.
Posted on February 17, 2004 in Dentition
I shall be in the chair, having my jaw turned into a kind of cyborg.
Posted on January 22, 2004 in Dentition
A short tech who wore a loose Hawaiian shirt escorted me into the room where they kept the magic donut.
Posted on May 14, 2003 in Dentition Prose Arcana Soliloquy
The needle’s the part I hate the most.
Posted on March 3, 2003 in Dentition
One more week of soft food and then oink oink oink!
Posted on February 26, 2003 in Dentition
Dentists swear by it for the antiseptic effects it has on the gums. Patients swear that it is one of the worst tasting concoctions ever produced by the pharmaceuticals industry.
Posted on February 25, 2003 in Dentition
I’m on soft foods for another two weeks. This also excludes nuts, lettuce, rice, and other stuff with invisible feet that take them into the hole between the molars on my lower right side.