Bare Butt Face at Byte Back

Posted on April 29, 2003 in My Beard

Andrew of Byte Back made a amusing if disparaging comment about my “need” to have a beard to fend off radiation from my monitor. He mistakenly called me a “techie”, a charge to which I plead a decided “not guilty”. I can prove my case in any court aside from one manned by Andrew or John Ashcroft.

I presume from this that Andrew feels the need to keep his face as hairless as his hind end, perhaps to justify the fact that he uses toilet paper to both wipe his nose and that other orifice.

I addressed the issue of manly hair growth versus the bare butt face look in an earlier article. Perhaps after reading this, Andrew will reconsider his denial of his maleness and grow one, too. Unless he’s one of those who has big holes where the hair just won’t grow.