Thinking Styles, Antisocialness, and Where in Hell I Belong

Posted on May 2, 2003 in Quizzes

Yes, this pretty much sounds like me….

You are a Linguistic Thinker

Linguistic thinkers:

• Tend to think in words, and like to use language to express complex ideas.
  
• Are sensitive to the sounds and rhythms of words as well as their meanings.

Other Linguistic Thinkers include:

William Shakespeare, Sylvia Plath, Anne Frank

Careers which suit Linguistic thinkers include:
Journalist, Librarian, Salesperson, Proof-reader, Translator, Poet, Lyricist

You are an Existential Thinker

Existential thinkers:

• Like to spend time thinking about philosophical issues such as “What is the meaning of life?”
  
• Try to see beyond the ‘here and now’, and understand deeper meanings
  consider moral and ethical implications of problems as well as practical solutions

Other Existential Thinkers include

The Buddha, Gandhi, Plato, Socrates, Martin Luther King

Careers which suit Existential Thinkers include

Philosopher, Religious leader, Head of state, Artist, Writer

Take the test.

Anyone dispute this?

What the fuck do poets and salesmen have in common? God, the next time I walk into a car dealership, I can just hear the guy say “Hey, we’ve got something in common. We both love words.” He’ll quote me the new Toastmaster word of the day which is something like “agile” and wait for me to be impressed.

You know, I hate disappointing people, but this flat affect I get when a sub-intellectual tries to position himself as a master of language is paralyzing my facial muscles from overuse. Salesman are like poets? Oh Lord, deliver us from pop quizzes!

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take the antisocial test.


and go to mewing.net. because laura’s feeling social.

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The Dante’s Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell – Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Extreme
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Low
Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test

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All kyped from the goddess of Bitchiness.

How did you score?