Attempted Poetry

Posted on May 10, 2003 in Crosstalk Quizzes Whimsies

Madame Fabulous — who lost me fantasy money tonight — put up a bit of “poetry” created by Rob’s Poetry Generator. I’ve done this before, as also had She Who Likes to Feel Up Silicone Breasts.

Pax Nortona throws its money 
off cancer Stoned You pay 
in it could hold 
everything that suggested to 
wear his behavior. 
While they missed in my 
Weather 
Dream Wow! What is my grandparents 
brought to 
settle down jacket, 
my legs. Nevertheless, I 
praised the price you brought to cut 
with 
the party show accountability. 
Alas, I trudged towards 
the victim of Cancer Stoned I 
had been made, I come out 
the denunciations 
quickly turned from the struggle 
against the directions 
to be recognized again. 
I do for 
some say.... ....

I shall rest easy tonight knowing that my writer friends will not be replaced by machines at any time soon.

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You’re the Hipster Intellecticus. Call yourself
what you will (beatnik, philosophy major,
liberal arts student), you’re still hip and you
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