Shadows

Posted on June 9, 2003 in Humor? Reflections

I’ve been thinking a lot about shadows lately.

• Depressives have shadows who are always happy.
  
• Narcissists have shadows who hate them.
  
• Obsessive compulsives have shadows who don’t care.
  
• Schizophrenics have shadows who refuse to see visions.
  
• Agoraphobics have shadows who won’t go in the house.
  
• Claustrophobics have shadows who are afraid of the wide open spaces.
  
• Anorexics have fat shadows.
  
• Histrionic personalities have shadows who are themselves.
  
• Paranoids have trusting shadows.
  
• People who suffer from panic attacks have shadows who are calm.
  
• Oppositional/Defiant personalities have shadows that follow unquestioningly.
  
• Normal people don’t have shadows because they don’t exist.

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