The Emperor Needs Your Vote

Posted on August 31, 2003 in Gray Davis Recall Nortoniana

Ignorant fools, not knowing the legitimacy of Emperor Norton’s claim to the throne of California, have consistently voted against him. As of this writing, he stands at a mere 4.43 with 662 votes. This is, of course, an affront to the Divine Right of Kings, music fans, Sandman comics readers, eaters of Ghiradelli chocolates (especially Emperor Norton Non-Pareills), riders on San Francisco Bay habor cruises, and drinkers of Emperor Norton Ale. We ask you to show California and the World that Emperor Norton is the One True Ruler of the State of California. (California residency not required to vote.)

The Emperor also asks you to help his friends:

• Chang and Eng
• Gumby

is election will certainly be as effective in securing good government as the ones Californians will cast on 7 October.