Zoo Animals

Posted on September 5, 2002 in IRC/Chat Zoos

Some people can be so suspicious. And I can be such a smart ass. Fortunately, this friend from Singapore knew not to take me too seriously:

[20:35] <dot> hello Emp. !!!….

[20:35] <EmperorNorton> Hi .!

[20:36] <EmperorNorton> Do you like zoo animals . ?

[20:36] <dot> why ?

[20:37] <EmperorNorton> Well, choose a reason: 1.) I’ve found a way to miniaturize them so you can keep rhinos in a terrarium if you wish or 2.) I can arrange for you to have sex with them or 3.) I have some pictures at my site. One of those is the actual reason.

[20:37] <dot> i see

[20:38] <dot> interest for visit your site but not have sex with them