Pan Troglodytes

Posted on February 22, 2004 in Poems

“Stupid homo!” the chimpanzee rants

at the man strolling by in lavender pants.

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Psssst. I’m a homo. You’re a homo, too, unless you happen to be Koko. In which case, I have to say “You’ve come a long way, Baby!”

Proud Homo Sapiens Sapiens