The Spampires Strike the Emperor

Posted on September 14, 2002 in Mailbox

Oh joy. The spam marketeers found a clever new trick. Instead of using their own email address, they use MINE to spam. Zeno- told me that someone had done it to her a few days ago.

I am against the death penalty and mutilation, but people who do that sort of thing should have their keyboards seized. Or a wooden state driven through their Intel processor.

The Empress abandoned me to attend a middle of the day committee meeting down in Santa Ana. There goes Saturday. So let’s see what the other junk mailers sent….

• Enough – I’ll say! But it doesn’t seem to be.
  
• Get $20 in Movie Tickets
  
• Wanna Buy a New Car Without All the Stress?
  
• -Want More Energy?- – No, I want a better spam filter or better laws
  
• Canadian pharmacies offer same quality, for much less
  
• Lose Weight Now
  
• Call us now, our stash is the best
  
• Viagra, shipped overnight-DON’T WAIT ANYMORE!
  
• Can you protect your family from deadly mosquitos? – Better than I can from spam
  
• This is What you need!
  
• Perfect Skin at any age…At No Charge
  
• It’s so easy to use…Don’t be left out!
  
• Duplicate DVD movies on any CD-R
  
• Friend, is vagina a dirty word?
  
• ¦^¶Ç Pic3eJ3k6HwS6Bg0AU8QvbrD
  
• RE:The Most Powerful anti-obesity drug ever discovered……………………………..
  
• Webcam
  
• Here’s How I Raked In $93,424.07 Since March 25th
  
• emperor forever young
  
• emperornorton stay young – I’ll try
  
• CONFIDENTIAL – the old Nigerian money laundering scam
  
• Time to Get the Cash That you Need
  
• Ready set burn
  
• Teach and grow rich – They obviously haven’t applied for a job in LAUSD
  
• Earn a degree in as little as 8 months!
  
• Retain top-notch attorneys for pennies a day
  
• Time Travelers Please help! 10228 – Where’s my TARDIS?
  
• Warning: message 17qB3y-0000ub-00 delayed 6 hours
  
• Don’t Spend Another Night Alone!
  
• 1920 U.S. Federal Census Index CDs, $10 from Ances
  
• How to buy less and make more. With stock that is…
  
• özür dileriz
  
• Friend, you can legally own a cable descrambler
  
• Welcome to Online TV – They’ve dramatized IRC chat?
  
• play poker against other real players
  
• e4022 Bahrain: Building Materials for our trading division
  
• Tom found an extra $6,340 hiding in his stock portfolio. What about yours?
  
• Nourishing Your Body and Mind in Times of Stress
  
• Stop Snoring the Natural Way – What? Suffocation?
  
• How smart are you?

Smart enough to set up an email filter to route this trash to an appropriate folder.