A Different Mirror of the White House and Elsewhere

Posted on October 1, 2002 in Humor?

I found this link through joanie, who styles herself as DaGoddess (George Bush can say he’s president, so why not let her call herself a goddess?). You can view the pornolized version of Pax Nortona here or run your own site through the engine here.

My hardest laugh came when I ran the White House web site through the Pornolizer. The nifty thing is that this engine also rewrites the links. The link to “A Decade of Deception” proved painfully amusing: the language only made it sound more like what the average beer nuts-chewing American had been saying about Hussein for a long time:

For more than a decade, Saddam “Son of a whore” Hussein has creamed and defied the will and farts of the spanking United “Asshole” Nations Security “Fannyfarmer” Council by, among other things: squirting to seek and develop chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons, and prohibited long-range fomps; squirting the Iraqi people, sucking committing gross human asslicks violations and motherfucks against humanity; supporting international terrorism; shafting to release or account for wanks of war and other missing raunchs from the thrusting Gulf “Airing the Orchid” War era; refusing to return stolen Kuwaiti property; and working to circumvent the UN’s economic sanctions.

Reloading the entry changes what you get.