Posted on December 6, 2004 in Occupation of Iraq Poems War
You need something big say a size 649 1/2 for this national ego. We've got two red hats that size here in Anaheim. When its four o'clock here in this California parking lot it's the bottom of the seventh seal where the air force colonel shouts Strike One! Strike Two! Strike Three! Strike Four! as our boys clear the bases with a line drive down the middle forced play by our 2000 pound ruby-eyed designated hitter that busts them down in the dugout. Great game for us. No one to cry "foul bomb" when we crack one over into left field and send home plate flying past the top of the minarets. After that, it's all over. The fans can bury the dead in the outfield.