Posted on October 4, 2002 in Whimsies
Thymewise found this through her husband Scott who found it through Ariella. Others complain that the descriptions don’t fit them or the people they know with the names, but the laws of random chance enabled these New Age pundits/racketeers to strike pretty close in their description of me. Perhaps they have been reading my blog?
Your name of Joel gives you the desire to understand and help others with their problems but, at the same time, you can become too involved in their problems and, as a result, worry too much. This name creates a pleasant, easy-going, yet responsible nature. It gives you a natural ability to express affection to those close to you, without feelings of embarrassment. You tend to avoid issues, however, and put off until tomorrow the things which should be done today. Accordingly, you would find difficulty in achieving success in positions requiring aggressiveness and drive. Also, you prefer to avoid strenuous work of a manual nature. Your natural inclination is to pursue a line of work where you have contact with people, where you carry some responsibility, and where you are engaged in mental rather than physical activity. You are diplomatic in your handling of people and always give others the benefit of the doubt. You appreciate good music and art. The health weaknesses created by this name affect the fluid functions.
For the record, I have no problems with my kidneys. Still, one can stretch “fluid functions” to cover my asthma (snot in the lungs), my depression (low serotonin levels), and my diabetes (blood sugar levels). Nifty how that works, eh?
I’m also not sure that I am always diplomatic in my handling of others. And the kinds of doubts that I have about some people aren’t beneficial!
Try it yourself. No endorsement of the accuracy here: you’ll either be amazed or you will have one hell of a good laugh.