Walking Shoes

Posted on February 22, 2005 in Humor?

Truth in advertising: I have a pair of walking shoes and I am convinced that they do, indeed, walk. Invariably, when I go to look for them in the morning, I find them in the kitchen, lined up unevenly in mid-stride. How they got there, I can’t be certain. I don’t remember taking them off there, so they must propel themselves.