From the hospital bed to the blog

Posted on May 3, 2005 in Guest Blogger

I have just spoke with Joel. He wanted me to give an update . He’s doing good, have too since he made the good looking ‘post op nurses’ chase him with a throw up tray. Hee hee never catch me, while dragging his IV rolling stand and making those nasty up-chuck noises. Problem with those hospital throw up trays they are too small and he over shot and sprayed his nurse. He was always one to let the girls chase him even if it’s in his dreams.
He says he is up and moving around picture of good health, he can’t wait to go home. Picture of health if your talking about a freeze frame of some horror parodoy movie. My dear, Frankenstein those 15 stitches in the back of your jaw will come out soon enough. It’s that tube from your neck filling the bag of blood, in your pajama shirt pocket that is frightening me.
For Gods Sake put some clothes on. I know you have a private room with a sofa, still you can put some pants on. Sure I know, Casanova you are reserving the silky pajamas for the night staff and the late night conversations. Slo-w down kingosobe you’ll have save yourself for your wife.
Most of what I said is true. He did say he is still on Morphine, Vicidon and anti-vomit medication , for all I know what he told me could be figments of his imagination. He said the hospital food is really good–obviously he is delirious.