I Don’t Believe This….

Posted on November 6, 2005 in Quizzes

You Are Not Scary

Everyone loves you. Isn’t that sweet?

What? Haven’t these people seen my hit counter? Don’t they check photo IDs at least? Ask how tall you are? Jesus, they didn’t even ask the big M question like they should have.

And what do my attitudes about fat people have to do with scariness?

Damn. My neighbors won’t believe this. The kids are all terrified of me. Especially after I told the guy who set off a very loud water-bomb that I was going to call the police the next time he pulled a stunt like that.

I’m scary. Really!