Spam Email Review

Posted on October 15, 2002 in Mailbox

Ah, the moment that some people have been waiting for! The monthly junk email list of the most bizarre titles. Ever read “Motel of the Mysteries”? Electronically, that has happened to me.

• How smart are you? Take the free IQ test! (smart enough to killfile)
• Free Nokia Phone with free Long Distance!
  
• Free Psychic Reading from LiveAdvice.com! (read my mind: go away!)
  
• Refinance without perfect credit at 6.99%.
  
• Your Student Loans (Yes, when am I getting them?)
  
• The car of your dreams is a free application away!
  
• The net’s biggest games site
  
• Claim a free $25 Kmart(R) gift card.
  
• Genuine Cohiba cigar deal, plus free leather case and free t-shirt. (Just the t-shirt, please)
  
• Your Internet Connection may be malfunctioning (Paranoia sells)
  
• You’ve been specially invited to join Sony’s DreamLink for free.
  
• Cigars over 81% off,15 free cigars and a free Tshirt! (Cough, cough!)
  
• Pamper Yourself With A Free Vacation
  
• Re: girls
  
• Get $100 free for blackjack
  
• Win 2 FREE Mini Coopers!
  
• Get a free price quote on a new Ford. (Found On Road, Dead)
  
• Free internet speed test. (Should I watch what I eat before I take it?)
  
• Get Totally FREE Condoms, Lube and T-Shirts!
  
• Free Poetry Contest – Enter NOW!
  
• WOW! Free Ocean’s Eleven DVD!
  
• Your Life Insurance CO does NOT WANT you to know this.
  
• Only you Friend, only you. 🙂 (Aaaah, I’m spatial!)
  
• Generic Viagra fas low as $2.50 per Dose … aajxr
  
• Here is those Pics

When I was in Los Angeles’ Old Chinatown the other day with Lynn, I dropped a coin in the begging bowl of a gigantic Buddha of prosperity. Then I wondered: does he use spam email?

I don’t think the Buddha of Prosperity would need to ask me my email address. He’s into everything, you know.