Pax Nortona – A Blog by Joel Sax
From the Land of the Lost Blunderbuss
Why God Does Not Love Me
Posted on December 30, 2005 in Quizzes
| You sicken God. Excellent! You’re 48%! less doomed than a rabid panda |
| You bastard! You make God nausious. You probably got here through liking Dawsons Creek or something. In any event you must be stopped before God develops an eating disorder. …Fear the kittens you sick sick lump of human. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Why has God forsaken me Test written by destroyergir on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
I guess I should watch Fiona and Boadicea….
| Healthy Egad! You’re 23% sociopathic! |
 Good job! You’re within the normal range for the typical human being. As far as sociopathy goes, at least. You might still be clinically depressed, schizophrenic, borderline, obsessive-compulsive or have AIDS. I didn’t make tests for those, though. I should mention now that this test is inherently flawed, due to the fact that someone who was a true sociopath or psychopath would not be telling the truth on an online test. |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Are You A Sociopath? Test written by oolongy on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Some of the questions were weirdly worded….
| A Black Bishop You scored 1 Power-Finesse, 5 Leader-Follower, 4 Unique-Ordinary, and 0 Offense-Defense! |
| You are conniving and sneaky, and often overlooked by your opponent. You are content to stay off to one side, allowing the bloodbath to ensue. Then, when the moment is right and the other king has let his guard down you strike! Your indirect approach to things gives your team more options. However, in the big picture you are expendable. No matter how hard you try, you can only reach half the squares on the board. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The What Chess Piece Are You Test written by Gundark27 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test |
Should I be insulted?
