You’re more than a little out of the ordinary. You might have had some really crazy experiences, or have an unusual talent or two. Maybe you were even born with a tail. Whatever it is that makes you unique, it does the job well, because there are very few people like you on this planet.

A novel with you as a character would be a guilty pleasure to read. It would be considered intellectual junk food, of course, but damn fun to read nonetheless. Even if many people didn’t want to pay actual money to read about you and your exploits, surely it would be checked out from the library at least… once every couple of months.

Congratulations! You’re pretty. You’re rich. You know it.

If you’re a guy, your flashy dress can attract a lot of women, but it also attracts competition. Enjoy those stripes while you can, pretty boy.

If you’re a girl, you’ve surely been referred to as a “trend whore” (probably behind your back). You have plenty of friends, but which of them are just scared NOT to be your friend? You’ll never lack for a date on Friday nights, but will he ever get to know the real you?

The best course of action is to flaunt it while you got it. Botox and butt lifts will only do so much.