Joel Facts

REVISED — NOW WITH GEORGE BUSH

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joel!

Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Joel.
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Joel orbiting the Earth.
Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Joel in your ear 700 times.
About 100 people choke to death on Joel each year.
It can take Joel several days to move just through one tree.
Without its lining of Joel, your stomach would digest itself.
The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Joel.
Scientists believe that Joel began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil “influence” of Joel.
Over 46,000 pieces of Joel float on every square mile of ocean!

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George Bush can last longer without water than a camel can.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than George Bush.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at George Bush.
Medieval knights put the skin of George Bush on their sword handles to improve the grip.
Europe is the only continent that lacks George Bush!
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is George Bush.
99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as George Bush!
If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about George Bush.
Donald Duck’s middle name is George Bush!
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes George Bush.