This One is For Bill the Lawyer

Posted on March 30, 2006 in Justice Strange

I picked this up from dan’s Scenes from a Wasted Life:

One of my friends is going to jail for a long time. See, he was pulled over by a girl cop and you know that part where they read you your rights?

Well, when she said “Anything you say can and will be held against you…” he was quiet for a minute and then said, “Tits.”

Bill loves dumb criminal stories. He represents so many of them.