Cell Phone Abuse

Posted on October 17, 2006 in Gyms

He pulled the cell phone away from his ear as he burst through the door with his two friends. A female voice came through it. “Do you have me on speaker phone? Do you have me on speaker phone?” A twitch of his finger ended it. The canine word came out of his mouth.

“She’s upset because she saw me kissing X,” he said.

“Is she still on the line?” a friend asked.

“No, I hung up on her.” He spoke rapidly. “I hung up on her.”

“If you’re not seeing her anymore it’s not an issue.”

The phone man swaggered about the locker room, bragging of his being in the right as his friends dressed themselves.

When they came back from their workout, the friends steered clear of the phone man.