Memo To Oliver North

Posted on November 12, 2006 in Occupation of Iraq

I want you to get something clear: if the war in Iraq was lost over here, it was lost by you. You and the pathetic scoundrels who seized the Executive Branch in 2000 and propelled us into yet another Vietnam. It was not the anti-war protestors or the liberals in Congress who lost it. We should have learned the lesson after Vietnam, but thanks to you, your cowboy constituency, and vainglory, we didn’t. We got ourselves mired in yet another civil conflict thanks to you.

So when the Congressional hearings come around on this, stay home. Don’t put on your uniform and bleed red white and blue all over the airwaves. It won’t work this time, Ollie.