O.J. Cries

Posted on November 15, 2006 in Celebrity Hypocrites

O.J. Simpson has written a book describing how he would have killed Nicole Simpson “if he had done it”. Fox News is running an interview with the exculpated murderer in which he breaks down crying. “I can’t do this. I can’t have my kids hear me say this.”

So why the f*ck did you write the book if you cared about your kids? Fantasizing about how you might have gotten cleanly away is gonna hurt but you’ve never cared about that or about the real thing.

Update: Nicole Brown’s parents have called for a boycott of the book. Sounds good to me. Mentalist Kreskin thinks he can read OJ’s thought’s and settle the question once and for all. Right.