Insert A Trite Metaphor for a Corral #3

Posted on December 22, 2006 in Roundup

SANTA CLAUS DROPS DEAD

Will Mrs. Claus assume the reigns of power?

• Mary Cheney’s Immaculate Conception
• Latest Culture War: Blown Up Santas
• Tell Fox News to Stop the War on Christmas – Playboy Model New Christmas Figure?
• Buying Frankincense May Mean Fewer Trees — No Demyrrhing Here
• Reporter Calls Jesus an Absolute Pacifist — Bush Dumfounded
• Che Guevara CD Case Pulled from Shelves — No Red Christmas
• Italy pact to stop skinny models – Now for advertisements about foods with saturated fats….
• Hamsters Return to Nature in Germany — Immediately protest lack of exercise wheels?
• The War Diary of a Boer Family
• Bush Wants to Return to Somalia
• Censored NY Times Op Ed — You can’t read this
• Carolina Professor Lays Some Hate — A Little Self Censorship was Probably Needed
• Non-Drug Alternatives for Childhood Disorders
• Gingrich’s Outsider Act – Green Man Helped Plan Iraq