Interview by Jane

Posted on May 15, 2007 in Interviews

I’ve done this meme before a few times, but I can’t seem to tire of answering the questions no matter how perverse they may be. Jane is the interrogator this time and she asks:

1. You’re going to live on another planet & you get to bring 1 type of animal, what would it be & why?

Joel nervously scratches his cheek and looks out the window. He coughs and rubs his throat. Then says:

A cat. Good company and they keep the vermin such as xdxolcle at a minimum.

2. Are you superstitious? If so, about what?

Our interview subject glances at The Science of Good and Evil which is laying on the floor, just under the desk.

No. Though when a Fundamentalist crosses my path, I throw salt over my shoulder.

3. Describe your dream home.

Completely paid for.

4. You are stuck in bumper to bumper rush hour traffic. Your car has 1 futuristic power, what would it be?

One way teleportation to the land of the xdxolcle. I’d be taking my cat to the vet at the time, of course.

5. Someone is writing a book about you. What should the title be? Explain.

Joel hiccups and tries to pretend that he didn’t hear the question. Seeing that his inquisitor is adamant in seeking an answer, he leans forward and listens to something Fiona mews in his ear.

My attorney has advised me not to answer that question. The xdxolcle will be after me.

Now for the rules:

1. Leave me a comment saying “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include the explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

[tags]interviews,xdxolcle[/tags]