Random Questions Meme

Posted on May 30, 2007 in Wastes of Time

Now, first of all, understand that these questions are not “random”. I didn’t get to dip into a magic question generation and have to answer whatever came up. I am replicating the questionaire that James answered on his blog. Think it sounds bad now? It gets worse:

WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW???

From a materialist perspective, that Nikon D80 camera body. From a health perspective, the strength and the wisdom to ride out the manias of May and June.

WHAT DO YOU MISS???

A steady paycheck, though I don’t miss the jobs that go with them.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION???

There’s a tough one. Not being terribly materialist, I don’t think in these terms. There are many things that I enjoy having, but the things that matters most are our computers.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL???

Bollocks! What a question! It is certainly not marijuana which reminds me too much of a brush fire. I like a fresh wind and whatever it bears on it.

DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC???

I think I tend more towards claustrophilia.

DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK???

Not for some time, though my worst nightmares all involve being in the bottom of the Marianas Trench with steamers of squid flesh and bulks of strange creatures all around me.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOGNE / PERFUME???

I wouldn’t know.

COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS???

Hansen’s Tangerine Lime.

IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE???

Ginger candy.

WHO IS THE LAST PERSON WHO MADE YOU MAD???

A family member. Or if you want to take an extremist point of view, me, the theory being that we are responsible for our own emotions and cannot be triggered unless we cooperate.

DO YOU SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE???

Why? Am I not communicating?

WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU???

Tell ’em. What must be expressed will determine the message and the medium.

SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED

A number from one to a hundred.

BLONDES OR BRUNETTES???

For what end?

WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL OFTEN???

My wife’s cel phone.

HAVE YOU BEEN TO ANOTHER COUNTRY???

Yes.

WHERE WERE YOU BORN???

Inglewood, California. I don’t use this for any of my password clues, so there.

FIRST JOB???

Stock clerk and handyman.

WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST???

My supposed intelligence.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL???

Um, nothing much different.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY???

A party not at my own expense.

HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT???

Can’t have kids where I live. No place to graze them.

WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE???

Sure. I was named after lots of people. And lots of people were named after me.

DO YOU WISH ON STARS???

Hmmm. Must have been written by a teenaged New Ager.

WHICH FINGER[S] IS YOUR FAVORITE???

The index finger because it is most utilitarian.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING???

I am beginning to think that whoever wrote this suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT???

Pastrami

ANY BAD HABITS???/

Yeah, wasting my time on stupid memes when I should be writing something original.

WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF???

Oh come on. I don’t want to get up and look right now.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU???

I don’t know! Do I get to have the same personality, tastes, etc.?

WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME???

God, whoever wrote this had to have money, too. In addition to being a teenaged New Ager.

DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY???

Testing for paranoia now? I don’t trust this question.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD???

A book, specifically Just So Stories by Rudyard Kipling.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT???

Hell no!

DO YOU UN-TIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF???

No, my wife unties them and she takes them off. Then she checks my feet.

THING YOU ATE???

An apple.

SIBLINGS???

No thank you, please. The one I have doesn’t like me.

YOU LIKE SUSHI???

Yes, as long as it is not alive or dead within the last thirty seconds.

ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT???

No, I am too married to ask someone out.

I tag Bipolar Guy.

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