Pax Nortona – A Blog by Joel Sax

And the leading search phrase that has been bringing THOUSANDS of readers to my site is…. camel toes. KAREN ZIPDRIVE! I CURSE YOU!

Here were the followup contenders for odd searches:

• ingrown hair
  
• buddy jesus
  
• samantha runnion
  
• ingrown hair pictures - the rhino pictures qualify
  
• war of northern aggression
  
• animal mating
  
• nevada brothel
  
• paranoia mental illness - who’s after me for this?
  
• gay priests
  
• torture and punishment
  
• female circumcism
  
• beisboll
  
• xanax pictures - Hey wKenShow, is there some trend in porn that I don’t know about?
  
• sax woman
  
• perversion must have been looking for articles about Trent Lott
  
• penetration-1
  
• erotic stories about adultery
  
• definition of surrealism - it’s a compliment to be called this, in a way
  
• abbas abdi - say what?
  
• and the horse you rode in on
  
• griffith park light - I hope they don’t think that it’s on the coast
  
• torture dungeons
  
• horse fuck -why not aardvark fuck or pangolin fuck or yak fuck?
  
• cute cat photos - sniff. My poor, poor little Ambrose
  
• testicle crush - YEEOUCH!
  
• colombia sign language deafness photo
  
• zoo animals sex
  
• litter king
  
• sheep brains
  
• menstral cramps - I am not responsible for bad spelling
  
• girl fuck animal - for equal time, boy fuck animal

• what is wrong with america - good question
  
• fuck you and the horse you rode in on -speaking for myself, no thank you: the horse makes up her own mind
  
• country joe and the fish - And it’s 1, 2, 3….
  
• what s a fascist?
  
• eminem and kim back together -who?
  
• psychosexual immaturity - describes a few people I knowK
  
• homosexuality in sheep
  
• dog vomeronasal - no, only cats here
  
• potting shed creations
  
• how tall is a hobbit -they just look to us for everything here
  
• percodan image photo tablet

• insects roaches
  
• finding my moon sign - let me just bend over….
  
• dalnet politics monchie - they’re after you, monchie
  
• what happens if i bite my fingers? -try it and find out
  
• what is light made of - I tell you, we’re just brilliant here
  
• people having sax - and I tell ya, I’ve been had lots of times
  
• santa claus jail
  
• the 18 warning signs that tell you when to dump a stock
  
• mictlantecutli
  
• im sorry poem - just the sound of this gives me doggerel-induced nausea
  
• how to taper off xanax
  
• horses ass picture - go here
  
• erotic sister-in-law stories - the rumors still aren’t true
  
• married teenagers - Eeeep!
  
• girl fucked on washer
  
• rape on the high seas
  
• how much of today s email is spam - here it is running 97%
  
• photos of pawprints
  
• outie navel clip - how did that get on the net?
  
• how many roaches are there
  
• teeth cleaning medications
  
• comments on triple screen testing
  
• what do natural breasts look like? - sounds like you have doubts about your girlfriend?
  
• john ashcroft mental illness ? - no doubt about it
  
• war with singapore - Andrea, we’re coming for you!
  
• divine comedy dante homosexuals - some people look for it anywhere
  
• how men trim testicles? - never done it myself
  
• electro sexual horror
  
• who wrote the christmas song the friendly beasts
  
• symbols that lead to the ending in the scarlet letter - I’m not Cliff Notes
  
• homesexual boy - gotta love the spelling
  
• been or reasoning or cinnamon or ridiculing or dried - Yes, that’s for real, folks
  
• the process for baptizing babies - do not immerse
  
• quadriplegic speaks to report who is shocked when the physical therapist turns him over to see a brown stain - now that’s precise
  
• fuck sister in law stories - who is spreading this rumor?
  
• plump girls getting fatter - did Tanya get this one, too?

• people that have sex with animals
  
• locusts in joel
  
• picture of a dead flower
  
• dominant slut wife wimp stupid husband
  
• photographs multiple personalities
  
• why some teenagers get early marriage - lack of sex education if you ask me
  
• 18 root canals my
  
• joint or sipunculus or pax or yourselves or hafnyl
  
• met on irc and lost virginity

What searches did I not come up on? Well:

• pure moral fiber

• incredibly sexy eyes
  
• Capybara seduction

• rutabaga cultivation
  
• George Bush is a Patriot
  
• the rain in Spain Falls Mainly in the Plain
  
• Foreplay with the Tasmanian Devil
  
• Hans Brinker plugging a dike
  
• Life on Mars
  
• My secret life with Alexandra
  
• War of Southern Arrogance
  
• Sixty ways to leave your lover
  
• Elvis is the king

• good taste in literature
• humor-impairment
  
• Tenderizing and cooking an African Gray
  
• Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life
  
• Orange County justice is to Justice….
  
• What is the medical name for the folds at the corners of your mouth?
  
• free home delivery
  
• I swear to you, she was a virgin!

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming….