Camel Toes are Number One?

Posted on January 3, 2003 in Google Eyes

And the leading search phrase that has been bringing THOUSANDS of readers to my site is…. camel toes. KAREN ZIPDRIVE! I CURSE YOU!

Here were the followup contenders for odd searches:

• ingrown hair
  
• buddy jesus
  
• samantha runnion
  
• ingrown hair pictures – the rhino pictures qualify
  
• war of northern aggression
  
• animal mating
  
• nevada brothel
  
• paranoia mental illness – who’s after me for this?
  
• gay priests
  
• torture and punishment
  
• female circumcism
  
• beisboll
  
• xanax pictures – Hey wKenShow, is there some trend in porn that I don’t know about?
  
• sax woman
  
• perversion must have been looking for articles about Trent Lott
  
• penetration-1
  
• erotic stories about adultery
  
• definition of surrealism – it’s a compliment to be called this, in a way
  
• abbas abdi – say what?
  
• and the horse you rode in on
  
• griffith park light – I hope they don’t think that it’s on the coast
  
• torture dungeons
  
• horse fuck -why not aardvark fuck or pangolin fuck or yak fuck?
  
• cute cat photos – sniff. My poor, poor little Ambrose
  
• testicle crush – YEEOUCH!
  
• colombia sign language deafness photo
  
• zoo animals sex
  
• litter king
  
• sheep brains
  
• menstral cramps – I am not responsible for bad spelling
  
• girl fuck animal – for equal time, boy fuck animal

• what is wrong with america – good question
  
• fuck you and the horse you rode in on -speaking for myself, no thank you: the horse makes up her own mind
  
• country joe and the fish – And it’s 1, 2, 3….
  
• what s a fascist?
  
• eminem and kim back together -who?
  
• psychosexual immaturity – describes a few people I knowK
  
• homosexuality in sheep
  
• dog vomeronasal – no, only cats here
  
• potting shed creations
  
• how tall is a hobbit -they just look to us for everything here
  
• percodan image photo tablet

• insects roaches
  
• finding my moon sign – let me just bend over….
  
• dalnet politics monchie – they’re after you, monchie
  
• what happens if i bite my fingers? -try it and find out
  
• what is light made of – I tell you, we’re just brilliant here
  
• people having sax – and I tell ya, I’ve been had lots of times
  
• santa claus jail
  
• the 18 warning signs that tell you when to dump a stock
  
• mictlantecutli
  
• im sorry poem – just the sound of this gives me doggerel-induced nausea
  
• how to taper off xanax
  
• horses ass picture – go here
  
• erotic sister-in-law stories – the rumors still aren’t true
  
• married teenagers – Eeeep!
  
• girl fucked on washer
  
• rape on the high seas
  
• how much of today s email is spam – here it is running 97%
  
• photos of pawprints
  
• outie navel clip – how did that get on the net?
  
• how many roaches are there
  
• teeth cleaning medications
  
• comments on triple screen testing
  
• what do natural breasts look like? – sounds like you have doubts about your girlfriend?
  
• john ashcroft mental illness ? – no doubt about it
  
• war with singapore – Andrea, we’re coming for you!
  
• divine comedy dante homosexuals – some people look for it anywhere
  
• how men trim testicles? – never done it myself
  
• electro sexual horror
  
• who wrote the christmas song the friendly beasts
  
• symbols that lead to the ending in the scarlet letter – I’m not Cliff Notes
  
• homesexual boy – gotta love the spelling
  
• been or reasoning or cinnamon or ridiculing or dried – Yes, that’s for real, folks
  
• the process for baptizing babies – do not immerse
  
• quadriplegic speaks to report who is shocked when the physical therapist turns him over to see a brown stain – now that’s precise
  
• fuck sister in law stories – who is spreading this rumor?
  
• plump girls getting fatter – did Tanya get this one, too?

• people that have sex with animals
  
• locusts in joel
  
• picture of a dead flower
  
• dominant slut wife wimp stupid husband
  
• photographs multiple personalities
  
• why some teenagers get early marriage – lack of sex education if you ask me
  
• 18 root canals my
  
• joint or sipunculus or pax or yourselves or hafnyl
  
• met on irc and lost virginity

What searches did I not come up on? Well:

• pure moral fiber

• incredibly sexy eyes
  
• Capybara seduction

• rutabaga cultivation
  
• George Bush is a Patriot
  
• the rain in Spain Falls Mainly in the Plain
  
• Foreplay with the Tasmanian Devil
  
• Hans Brinker plugging a dike
  
• Life on Mars
  
• My secret life with Alexandra
  
• War of Southern Arrogance
  
• Sixty ways to leave your lover
  
• Elvis is the king

• good taste in literature
• humor-impairment
  
• Tenderizing and cooking an African Gray
  
• Drop kick me Jesus through the goalposts of life
  
• Orange County justice is to Justice….
  
• What is the medical name for the folds at the corners of your mouth?
  
• free home delivery
  
• I swear to you, she was a virgin!

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming….