Ancient Pleasure Secret Revealed

Posted on February 3, 2003 in Humor?

Warning: Childish Adult Content.

Aztec women faced sexual deprivation. Their men went off to Flower Wars and often ended up atop an enemy pyramid instead. The years could be long and lonely and unless they were lucky enough to be selected as the impersonator of the flower goddess Xochiquetzal (who spent a whole year getting laid), they could become quite desparate.

How did they do it?

Introducing, QUETZADILDO!

 

This handy device has withstood the test of centuries. Not only does it penetrate deep, but it’s unique patented head actually gives head. It is also capable of French Kissing. (Wipe clean before use.)

Based on ancient technology, the Quetzadildo requires no batteries. Just supply periodic blood sacrifices to appease the god. Use during menstruation advised.