Ignore Sarah Palin Week Is Coming!

Posted on January 20, 2011 in Scoundrels

You’ve grown sick to your stomach watching her whine. She’s the Voice of the Tea Party, the lady who put gun-sights on Gabrielle Giffords and other Democrats she didn’t like. She’s a glamor girl set to become the President. She’s nauseating and she’s hungry for attention.

Don’t give it to her.

From February 28 to March 4, 2011, this blog will not mention Sarah Palin. No matter what she does, no matter what incidents her hatred engender, her name will not appear in any blogs posted during this time.

I invite you to do the same.

You can:

• Change the channel if she comes on TV
• Surf to another page if she pops up on the web
• Turn to another article if she appears in a newspaper, magazine, comic book, etc….
• If a friend mentions “Sarah Palin,” reply as if he or she said, “Para Sailing.” And keep doing it. Para sailing is way cooler.
• For your dose of gossip, consider switching to someone far less annoying. Like Snooki.
• Visit “Telling Sarah Palin She’s Full of Crap” on Facebook, and join 100,000 other people who will be talking about everything else BUT Palin.
• Refer to her as “she who shall remain nameless” for the duration of the week
• Have other conversation topics ready to go