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New Goddess Proclaimed

Posted on April 16, 2003 in Whimsies

Did you know that the Aztecs had a god of drunkeness? Ever notice how some drunks can roll their vehicles several times off a steep hillside, crash into a tree, and total their car without a scratch? The Aztecs figured that this was because they were protected by the god of pulque, a type of beer made from a member of the aloe family.

Joining chari, the goddess of good karma, is Donna, goddess of bitchiness.

Someone has to protect the bitches. She’s been ready to be worshipped for some time. Just make a comment. (Thanks for the help making the templates for Acts of Conscience, Donna!)

And while you’re reading along, why not check why Paul Harris thinks that Women Have Ruined the World.

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