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Still Think McCain is Better than Bush?

Posted on July 18, 2008 in Campaign 2008 Violence

Here’s a joke he told last week:

“Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die? When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, ‘Where is that marvelous ape?'”

Get it? Being raped and beaten is fun. Not something the media will make a fuss about, but you’ll doubtlessly be hearing more about this.

Bush the Sausage Maker*

Posted on July 13, 2008 in Accountability

Dubya says that history may yet treat his administration kindly, but a poll of historians thinks his is the worst presidency ever.

The greatest president, I dare say, is the one who can fix this mess.

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Doggy

Posted on July 2, 2008 in Cats Dogs

square451We now have a [[Boston Terrier]], a sad-eyed gentleman with a [[brindle]] coat who very quickly learned that the cats outranked him. Fiona showed him by slapping him on the nose when he tried to lick her which cat and dog owners know to heinous. Later he snuffed up one of her cat treats which led to yet another disciplining. Boadicea took her time in approaching him, but now seeks to go nose to nose which Drake does not permit: he turns away and shakes when she stretches toward him. Overall, he’s a nice guy but more Lynn’s pet than mine. The cats have sovereignty over my lap.

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Genius and Mediocrity

Posted on July 1, 2008 in Originality & Creativity

square450Romantics often tell the story of creators who went against their parents’ wishes and undertook the life of an artist. Greatness, we are told, often comes from this sort of adversity. What the art pundits do not speak about is the origin of mediocrity. It lies in enduring the attentions of superficially supportive parents who ridicule. This may be impossible to overcome.

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Watch the Skies

Posted on June 30, 2008 in History

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One hundred years ago today occurred a mystery. The sky over [[Tunguska_event|Tunguska, Siberia]] seemed to split and knocked over thousands of trees. Scientists have their theories (the best ones involve either an asteroid or a comet) but the case file remains open.

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Democrats Have a Right to Be Proud

Posted on June 4, 2008 in Campaign 2008

square449Hillary Clinton is in her exit strategy now that Obama has cinched the nomination. I’m proud of the fact that my party, the Democrats, have fielded as their frontrunners an African American and a woman. In response, the Republicans have offered us another geriatric white man who sold his soul to Bush just so he could have the nomination. For the record, I supported the African American from the beginning. I’ve been pleasantly surprised at his success. Perhaps America isn’t the racist and sexist country that I dreaded it was.

It’s OK with me if Hillary does not release her delegates until they have voted at the convention. Her supporters have worked very hard and deserve to see the fruits of their efforts be recorded as history. I just ask that they support Obama as Lynn and I have been ready to support Hillary as the nominee. We have a lot of damage to undo. Hillary could help by becoming the Secretary of Education. That “no-child-left-behind-just ruined” policy ranks as one of the Bush Administration’s principle disasters. Clinton is the best person to fix that. I don’t want her wasted as Vice President.

[tags]Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, Democrats, Democratic Party, racism, sexism, election, primaries[/tags]

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Flaxen Mustard Groves

Posted on May 30, 2008 in Biomes Weather

square448The hills have already changed to their autumnal yellows and browns even though it is still spring. Only a few green protestors among the wildflowers press through the canopies of the fields. Last week, a strange sight: a late season rain falling on flaxen mustard groves, dead for the year. No hope of resurrection for the local plant life so much if not all was wasted.

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Antidepressants Could Have Given Him the Same Results….

Posted on May 6, 2008 in Strange

Bill of Human Castration Information (http://www.eunuchinfo.com) writes:

Today I’m a calmer, more rational person. I’m also fatter, and probably less healthy. All in all, I’m happier for what I’ve been through. I think I’ve become a better person than I was before all this.

Sounds like the side effects of Prozac, to name just one psychopharmaceutical.

[tags]strange, odd, eunuch, castration, depression, antidepressants, eunuchs[/tags]

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Joel + Lynn = 20

Posted on April 23, 2008 in Milestones

+ 7 days….

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Agnostic Creed

Posted on March 9, 2008 in Agnosticism

Brian Kane has posted P.Z. Myer’s nicely worded Atheist Creed.

Still, same old problem that troubles all thinking along the theist/atheist rift: certainty.

My agnostic creed isn’t a creed at all, but just a simple statement of fact:

I don’t have the answers to ultimate questions and I can live without them.

[tags]Agnosticism, atheism, religion, spirituality[/tags]

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Dream

Posted on March 8, 2008 in Dreams

I remember a dream of driving south on the Coast Highway, looking to my right and seeing a large, rocky island of cormorants, drenched by the ocean.

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The White Blossoms

Posted on March 4, 2008 in Daily Life Neighborhood Prose Arcana

square446Tonight, beneath the white blossoms of a purple plum tree and an electric lamp which hummed away the silence, I stood. Not a very interesting story to tell, but the moment was thick with the immediate presence of the night and the white corners of the condos.

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