Pax Nortona – A Blog by Joel Sax
From the Land of the Lost Blunderbuss
Rename Yourself
Posted on May 14, 2003 in Whimsies
In the writing group tonight, I had people come up with new names for themselves as they would in aboriginal societies. I renamed myself “Windblown Papers”, Cheral called herself “Unread Books”, Bob rechristened himself as “Robin”, and Nannette insisted on calling herself “Nannette”. We’ve got to do something about Nannette….
Want to play? Just pick a name that extolls your virtues and interests. Post a comment!
You might get a kick or get very annoyed at this link: The Real Meaning of Names
A few samples, with a special emphasis on friends and family:
| Alex | cute and short but a liar and a cheat. |
| Andrew | gay and still has a small pecker |
| Bob | quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands |
| Chris | can’t pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too. |
| Doug | has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts. |
| Graham | will screw anything |
| Jeremy | loud and thinks that he’s all that he says he is. |
| Joel | arse |
| John | has no friends or life – tends to kill small animals. |
| Jonathan | think he’s good – he’s shit. |
| Mark | wished girls liked him for who he is, not his great looks, mouthy bastard though. |
| Richard | cant see his feet balls are to big |
| Alison | Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off. |
| Amy | Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night – Not to be trusted. |
| Andrea | Small breasts, drinks pints. |
| Anne | Looks like a horse, can’t drive. |
| Cheryl | Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass |
| Christine | Likes men in uniform, never warm. |
| Denise | Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up. |
| Donna | 70’s throw back, likes cabbage. |
| Elizabeth | Born to rock, hates chickens |
| Faye | Wears wellies, can’t swim. |
| Karen | Huge tits, shags like a rabbit. |
| Kimberley | wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts like a bloke, wears a wig. |
| Kelly | smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing. |
| Liz | Long legged and brainey. |
| Mary | had a little lamb. |
| Tanya | Hot minx, too short. |
| Tracy | Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.Loves kittens. |
| Tracey | Lesbian. |
Didn’t see your name on the list? LUCKY YOU!
