Camel Toes

Posted on August 8, 2002 in Sexuality Whimsies

When Karen wrote of “camel toes”, I had no idea what she was talking about. I went to the site she recommended and stared at the photos for about fifteen minutes, trying to figure out why none of them showed anyone’s toes. I proceeded on the theory that “camel toe” referred to a large nose until I found some pictures with no faces in them at all. “The history of the camel toe” finally clarified what I was supposed to lay my eyes on.

I wear baggy pants and I am all too aware of the bulge that forms around the zipper line. Now Karen and Kelly Caldwell both have me paranoid: each either implied or said straight out that she looks at crotches. My pants don’t fit me tight since I dropped from over 280 pounds to around 220. And to tell the truth, that big sack beneath my belt line is mostly air. Blush.