Stand back! I’m all ready for my NEW CAREER!

Posted on August 17, 2002 in Whimsies

I’ve picked up a secret component vital to my upcoming success in the north Hollywood film industry. From now on, I shall be known onscreen as Chad Steele. My partner for this venture is Rhonda Carerra.

Do you need a new name to launch your success in pornographic videos? Go to http://www.mypornname.com/ and pick one up. No, this isn’t one of those where you enter the name of your first pet and the street on which you were born. This is better.

I mean, really: Does “Bingo Voorhees” sound worthy of the Prozac Eunuch version of John Holme to you?