A Christian, a Muslim and a Hindu are in a boat together, and it capsizes. The Christian calls out to Jesus and is rescued. The Muslim calls to Allah, and is rescued. The Hindu calls out to Ganesh, who appears before him. The Hindu says, “Help! Can’t you see that I don’t know how to swim? I’m drowning!” Ganesh says, “Every single year you throw me into the water and watch me sink, and sing happy songs and go away. What makes you think I’m going to help you now?”