Ass Friday

Posted on August 30, 2002 in Humor?

Two weeks ago, Crazy Tracy declared that from now on she would observe “Ass Friday“. Personally, I would have proposed “Ass Wednesday”, but I think that might have been too close to Catholicism for the Madwoman of Medicine. It seems today that she’s already grown tired of pursuing Sorrento around the house with her digital camera or that Sorrento had steadfastly stood with her back against the wall whenever Tracy came in the same room as her. I can’t say that I blame her. Chari of Techfluid had the guts to show her own ass, which looks a bit like mine — a bit flattish, but entirely serviceable I am sure.

No one knew how serious Tracy would be about keeping up the posts. Chari chose to observe an “Ass Monday” instead or “Take Your Ass to Work Day” as she put it. For my part, I am not going to torment my dear wife by forcing her to moon me nor am I going to inflict my own sorry bum on the world. (I suspect that chari’s ass is quite free of wirey little hairs that stipple my own. I suppose I could shave it, but it doesn’t seem worth the effort.)

Tracy wanted an ass. So I give her one: a bona fide female ass that I photographed just a few weeks ago. I hope this meets her expectations. (Just learn to spell “Emperor” right, Tracy! OK?)

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I promise Tracy and everyone else: there are more where this came from!