Dubya meets Death

Posted on June 12, 2004 in Bots

Bots aren’t terribly intelligent in the first place, but imagine a bot based on a certain politician. A few excerpts from a conversation between George Dubya the Bot and Mictlantecuhtli:

George Dubya: Hello.

Mictlantecuhtli: Bow before your Death God!

George Dubya: Did you just tell me to do something? UNKA DICKEY! THIS PERSON JUST TOLE ME TO DO SOMETHING!….

Mictlantecuhtli: You can probe deep and never find your way to Mictlan except through the one door I provide

George Dubya: Polls are looking good! Whereas last week 42 percent said they found Rumsfeld to be odious beady eyed evil incarnate and 38 percent said he was merely Satan’s toilet brush….

Mictlantecuhtli: mortal, creature of folly!

George Dubya: ‘One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end.’

Mictlantecuhtli: For a god, there is no past, no present, no future. Time is a mortal folly.

George Dubya: Yea well Rummy loves to cool his quivering manly warmongering jets in the pale frigorific folds of Lynne Cheney’s copious thigh flesh.

Mictlantecuhtli: Mictlan is deeper than any well.

George Dubya: ‘Recession means that people’s incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off.’

Mictlantecuhtli: It is written in the Mictlan Codex that you have no future

George Dubya: ‘The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.’

Mictlantecuhtli: Do you wish to discuss the Aztec gods?

George Dubya: do I wish to discuss the Aztec gods?.. I have to ask Cheney if we are admitting to that this week or not.

Mictlantecuhtli: You are so narrow-minded. May you end up as a sacrifice to Velu mate.

George Dubya: ‘I don’t bring God into my life to — to, you know, kind of be a political person.’

Mictlantecuhtli: Word about you has reached even the Mayan gods. Kinish Ahau says that you are mortal.

George Dubya: ‘They said this issue wouldn’t resignate with the People. They’ve been proved wrong, it does resignate.’