A List of Things I Don’t Know How to Do

Posted on March 18, 2005 in Memes

I’m starting this meme just to follow up on the one Eve Tushnet began last weekend. That one asked you to name some things that you’ve done that your readers probably had not done. This one asks you to name some things you don’t know how to do but feel others you know probably do….Try to list the truly puzzling.

• Where and how to find prostitutes.
• Where to buy dope.
• How to skydive
• How to ski.
• How to break into motion pictures as an actor/director.
• How to wrangle an invitation to the White House without being a huge donor or a celebrity.
• How to get a rich patron.
• Where the leather bars are.
• How to get an honorary degree.
• How to travel on no money.

There’s my list. Yours?