Christmas Dreams

Posted on December 24, 2005 in Festivals Google Eyes Whimsies

Michael Gates went Googling to see what people wanted for Christmas. He discovered that among the things people wanted were World Peace (how Miss America!), “a Big Mouth Billy Bass or a Travis the Singing Trout”, “a telepathic computer”, “my Master, a dungeon and being tortured/beaten”, and — my favorite — “a Nietzsche plushie, although I wouldn’t turn down a Soctrates [sic] or a Van Gogh (with detachable ear)”.

I decided to try my hand using the first few words of the classic “White Christmas”: “I’m dreaming of”. This is what I found:

• I’m dreaming of a green Christmas
• I’m dreaming of a noir Christmas
• I’m Dreaming of Online Tools
• I’m dreaming of a very long, cold winter
• I’m dreaming of Nebraska
• I’m Dreaming of a White Buick?
• I’m Dreaming Of A White Trash Xmas …
• I’m Dreaming of a Blue Christmas
• I’m dreaming of the white room
• I’m dreaming of a black Christmas tree
• I’m Dreaming of a FEMA Halloween?
• I’m dreaming of a multiple indictment …
• I’m Dreaming Of A Pale-Colored Non-Denominational Winter Time …
• I’m dreaming of rain with the thermometer at 40 C
• I’m Dreaming of Krispy Kreme Donuts
• I’m Dreaming of a Cheap Christmas
• I’m Dreaming of Penguins from Space!
• I’m dreaming of a white rice Christmas
• I’m Dreaming of a White Bunny
• I’m Dreaming of a Clean System
• I’m Dreaming of a Grey Christmas
• I’m Dreaming of a Vengeful Christmas
• I’m dreaming of a white national cheese day
• I’m dreaming of civility and sense …
• I’m dreaming of a meat-filled Christmas…
• I’m Dreaming of a Chemical-ly Christmas…
• I’m Dreaming of a Color-Blind Winter Holiday

Merry Crispness! Especially to you, Bill O’Really?