For Kimber: Some Wiccan-ness
Posted on December 24, 2005
in Quizzes
UPDATED
Natural Philosopher
You scored 57 outspokenness, 35 orthodoxy, 38 intuition, and 48 earthiness! |
| Congratulations! You were ahead of your time! While the rest of the world was still running around believing in astral projection and evil spirits, you kep a cool head on your shoulders. You really weren’t very orthodox in your beliefs, but you knew how to keep it to yourself. You certainly weren’t a witch, a pagan, or a practitioner of the Old Ways. Hell, you couldn’t have cared less about that sort of stuff. And even more important, you weren’t a rabble-rouser. In modern-day times you probably would have been a subversive atheist. Since just about everyone believed in God back then, you would have had to settle for being a Natural Philosopher. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 19% on outspokenness |
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You scored higher than 19% on orthodoxy |
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You scored higher than 76% on intuition |
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You scored higher than 80% on earthiness |
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I hate tests where the results directly contradict answers to certain of your questions….
Odin
You scored 57 Wisdom, 50 Sexuality, 18 Strength, and 47 Goodliness! |
| The Allfather, the head of the pantheon, blood-brother to Loki, you are the enigmatic, one-eyed man who heads everything. Thought and Memory are your ravens, who tell you everything on the planet. You hung from the world tree to learn the secrets of the runes, you seduced your way to the mead of poetry, and even cast your own eye into a well to receive the water of wisdom. You try everything within your awesome power to prevent the end, but your own efforts only serve to hasten it. You are capricious, but never malevolent. You and your mysterious brothers fashioned this world, and you will go down with it, victim of the foul wolf Fenrir. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 45% on Wisdom |
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You scored higher than 50% on Sexuality |
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You scored higher than 5% on Strength |
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You scored higher than 25% on Goodliness |
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Bill O’Really can bite me.
We love you!
6 % Crappiness |
| 19% or lower – you don’t cause problems. Maybe once or twice you spilled something and ran, or didn’t know what to do with the stuff you didn’t want, so you ditched it. But for the most part, we like you. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on Bad Customer |
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So can Wal-Mart
Dune
Your world is 57% Sophisticated, 55% Unconventional, and 39% Intense! |
| You live in the worlds of Dune. Preferably the last two books in the series, in terms of timeline, as that’s when things are genuinely intelligent, probable, and weird as hell… but not too intense. Not intense, I should add, because you’re probably a Bene Gesserit or trained by one, which means you’ve learned to take anything and everything in stride. You can probably move faster than we can see, comprehend a complex obstacle and the potential solutions at a glance, and stop your heart with a thought. But you also probably won’t ever fall in love, listen to music, or do anything else which will evoke too much of that inconvenient thing called emotion. But hey! To you it’s probably worth it to be able to move any muscle in your body at will or traverse the collected memories of your ancestors. |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 51% on Sophisticated |
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You scored higher than 80% on Unconventional |
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You scored higher than 32% on Intense |
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Sounds great as long as they have iced tea.
Severe Malcontent
You scored 36 physical value, 52 mental value, 56 social value, and 76 risk factor! |
| The New World Order not only has no place for you, but you are among the most dangerous kinds of malcontent – intelligent, able to work the teeming masses, and full of insidious and countercultural thoughts and opinions. You will be shot immediately, and if you escape into the Lawless Lands, you will be hunted relentlessly. Your life will end quickly one way or another. Enjoy what little time you have left. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 0% on physical value |
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You scored higher than 16% on mental value |
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You scored higher than 75% on social value |
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You scored higher than 66% on risk factor |
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