Alternative Medicine for Computers

Posted on June 1, 2006 in Satire

Here’s a nice bit of satire for you skeptics out there:

Optical drives that have trouble reading or writing data are suffering from lowered immune systems, and this is almost always due to the presence of mercury in the drive. Remove the drive and place it in a container of hydrochloric acid for at least 24 hours. This will dissolve the mercury.

One of my readers knows where I got this from….