A National Enquirer Moment

Posted on December 18, 2006 in Nipper Kettle Strange

Just the other day, I shared a letter from the principal of an Illinois high school explaining what had been done to a bottle of ranch dressing by an oversexed seventeen year old. Today, Marco Raphael Castro was booked on misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct and attempted aggravated battery.

This new kind of school shooting has yet to bring about its own copycat criminals.

Marco has earned his own Nipper Kettle Award.