Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #84

Posted on January 3, 2008 in Roundup

• A list of underaged teen alcohol deaths
• I’m beginning to feel bad for Ms.-.55-alcohol-in-her-blood. What makes someone do that plus star in near-porno videos?
• Bagdhad was looking so safe then this BMW rolled by….
• The “war on terror” comes to an end in Britain — at least rhetorically. Now if they will only stop here and end the silly airport security that puts the whole problem on the shoulders of consumers rather than requiring airlines to fortify their cockpits.
• Tatiana’s cousins get a safe place to live. So it’s not all bad news for Siberians.