Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #85

Posted on January 4, 2008 in Roundup

• Atheist fired for refusing to dress up as Santa Claus — wouldn’t you know that it was Walmart.
• “Hostage” turns out to be living in a foster home.
• Science, Evolution and Creationism – Online resource documenting the overwhelming evidence in favor of Evolution and the dismal record of Creationism.
• Abusing Children in the name of God – What kind of parent lets a hemophiliac child bleed to death from a cut?
• Acid reflux isn’t going to kill you.
• 2008 promises to be cooler, but not by much over 2007
• How to get into shape without investing in a gym membership.
• Fast move – Chuckchi Sea opened to oil exploration before polar bears declared an endangered species due to global warming. Another Bush “get it before the Democrats can stop it” maneuver.
• Britney may finally receive professional help for her mental condition. Five-one-five-ohed for 14 days after a three hour standoff.
• The San Franciso Zoo reopens. Report in The San Francisco Chronicle tells of a woman who saw four men teasing the lions in the late afternoon. She says that the man who died was not among them. Who was the fourth who got away unscathed?

Insert a Trite Metaphor for a Corral #84

Posted on January 3, 2008 in Roundup

• A list of underaged teen alcohol deaths
• I’m beginning to feel bad for Ms.-.55-alcohol-in-her-blood. What makes someone do that plus star in near-porno videos?
• Bagdhad was looking so safe then this BMW rolled by….
• The “war on terror” comes to an end in Britain — at least rhetorically. Now if they will only stop here and end the silly airport security that puts the whole problem on the shoulders of consumers rather than requiring airlines to fortify their cockpits.
• Tatiana’s cousins get a safe place to live. So it’s not all bad news for Siberians.

Insert A Trite Metaphor for a Corral #83

Posted on January 1, 2008 in Roundup

And the year 2008 begins

Talk about two-faced: Oh no, Huckabee runs a clean campaign, but he shows reporters the anti-Romney commercial he was going to run anyways.
• Forgive? Maybe, maybe not.

Annus felicitus novus.