My Sesame Street Neurosis Is Off

Posted on December 15, 2002 in Quizzes

Madame Fabulous reported that she is a Cookie Monster. That woman just can’t stop thinking about how fat she is. I turned up as:

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I don’t buy it for a couple of reasons. First, my partner as described in the first question happens to be female. I just adjusted the genders in my mind. Second, I’m an effexor eunuch. When not chemically neutered, I’m attracted — very attracted to women.

Heck one reason why I go to Madame Fabulous’s blog is to look at that faintly erotic film noir portrait of her. (Um, Empress? Um…no. Not what you think. She’s also a good writer. That’s the main reason. The writing that is. No designs. You’re the only one. If we did ever get together, I suspect we’d be more like Bert and Ernie….)

So I played a little with my answers. And got:

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Closer. I suspect, however, that Bert and Ernie come up for a lot of the questions. Do you think the quiz designer has an agenda, maybe like having a bigger pool of gay men to draw from?