An Early Glimpse

Posted on January 11, 2003 in Mailbox

I’m doing the mailbox review early: doesn’t really matter which day I do it because I just open up what I have on that particular day and see what is in there.

Friends/visitors who have not yet done so should tack a pin to my Guest Map and my Guestbook.

Now, let’s examine what I have in the round file:

• looking good and feeling great
  
• Watch me take a load on my face! – ick!
  
• Shocking truths revealed! – yeah, mass mailings don’t work!
  
• Need a new scent – save 40% to 80% and use the coupons
  
• Osama Bin Laden need not apply! – he doesn’t need the money
  
• How do others REALLY see you?
  
• You may dance after seeing our prices. – why not before?
  
• Help your dry, cracked, sore feet
  
• Tips for de-stressing your life for good – no thanks. Not into suicide
  
• Your russian soulmate
  
• all natural breast enhancer – send to Tanya
  
• advance radiator – then I pay money and get the car?
  
• Don’t start building that mansion
  
• Outlawed in 33 countries – and unwanted in my mailbox
  
• Threat of War May Spike Increase – this is for conservatives, liberals already have that one figured
  
• Men, double your contractions and duration with European Formula! (Doctor recommended) – Zero times zero….
  
• Do you really know who your children are with? – I don’t even know. I have some?
  
• Septic tanks – what you should know – I know not to swim in them
  
• Will you get married to me?
  
• How bad is your Credit? Free instant Credit Report
  
• We owe you money! – and then they tell me about “hot women”
  
• Can You Hear Me Now? Freeee Phone,Charger, & Shipping – Oh for the sounds of silence

• Friend, I challenge you to a Game of Skill – I see three cups and a ball….
• How does driving for free sound – sign up to qualify
• Win a Hooked on Phonics Program

That’s it for the titles….