A Personal Thanks to Roaches

Posted on January 22, 2003 in Roach-B-Gone

This gratitude is directed to all the conservative blog roaches who surfaced during my trip to Mexico. I realize that I must be very special and important for you to take time to attempt to counter my articles. The fact that you can only fling personal attacks and sarcasm only goes to demonstrate that I’ve been hitting the mark. Thanks for the extra hits, too! They are improving my overall ratings in the search engines. And thanks for the practice in writing letters to abuse departments at your ISPs regarding your boorish behavior! It may not always work, but I promise that if I do manage to make my case with them, you will occupy a prized place on my extensive skull rack of past roaches who were too stupid to back off while they could.

To my friends: thank you for your personal support through all the hard times, economic, emotional, and health-wise. Your love and the laughs we share together are important to me. The Universe is a better place with you in it.