Year: 2003
Catskin Rug
Posted on August 11, 2003 in Cats
It’s the threat I use when one of our beasts has done the unpardonable. I set myself up for her interference by leaving an important print job running while I took a shower.
Today’s Mews
Posted on August 11, 2003 in Cats
Damn! If you’ve got to use that flashy thing every time we see an alien, how are we going to remember where the litter box is?
The Circus Begins
Posted on August 10, 2003 in Gray Davis Recall
Bill Prady (television writer): “As a person who makes a living off of making mockery, I resent them intruding into my world.”
Burnt Off
Posted on August 10, 2003 in Weather
A slight breeze came out of somewhere and raked the air so clean that I could make out the individual shrubs on the hillsides two miles away.
Boiled Brain
Posted on August 10, 2003 in Writing
Imagine boiled brain on a bristling hot iron fajitas platter, garnished with chopped red onion. Who can write under those conditions?
The Little Egg Township Blob
Posted on August 10, 2003 in Strange
Truth did not turn out to be stranger than fiction.
The Other Side
Posted on August 9, 2003 in Blogging Book of Days
On the other side of the monitor — through the wire and optical cables — is you, my reader.
The Member in Question
Posted on August 9, 2003 in Crosstalk Sexuality
I feel bound to defend my honor as a small time penis pundit and present you my full answer to her question How important is a big dick, anyway?
Writing like Boards
Posted on August 9, 2003 in Encounters Writing
“How’s your writing going?” a clerk at Barnes and Noble asked me.
“In this heat?” I replied. “It’s coming out like boards.”
Censorship by Giving Up
Posted on August 9, 2003 in Writing
I believe that any good work of art will make it. In times like this, however, we must work harder to make it happen, put in our own labor or have a dedicated fan promoting it for us.
On Dangerous Ground
Posted on August 9, 2003 in Human Rights Social Justice
I’m for new voices and new perspectives. I just don’t want my erstwhile allies acting like that Frenchman and getting good causes shot down by some frightened guy with a gun.
