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Fullerton Urban Legend Confirmed!

Posted on September 15, 2004 in Creatures The Orange

square036.gifWhich doesn’t make it an urban legend any more! Fishermen at the Laguna in Fullerton have been saying that there was “something huge down there” for years. A local lake maintenance company started dredging the lake last week, removing some 5,000 fish so they could clear out the overgrown vegetation:

Nearing the end of their work Thursday, they found what appeared to be huge log in their net.

Except this log had a head that lunged at them.

“He looked prehistoric,” Path said.

Old Bob fought back, snapping off the end of a bamboo pole Path used to maneuver him and trying to climb out of Paquette’s pickup. He seemed to calm down after she placed a kiddie pool, a blanket and a net on top of him.

For the time being, Old Bob is in a private backyard pond in Orange County. He has plenty of fish, chicken and plants to eat and will eventually be crated and flown to a preserve on the East Coast.

Old Bob turns out to be an alligator snapping turtle, a species not native to California. How he got into the bottom of Fullerton’s Laguna is anyone’s guess: perhaps he grew to unmanageable size for a pet owner who trucked him to the lake in the dead of night and released him. The best guess for his age is approximately 50 years. Reports of this lake monster have been circulating since the 1970s.

To see Old Bob in all his glory, click here.

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Poetry Written as if Tomorrow Were My Day

Posted on September 15, 2004 in Poems

I want you to write the poem you would write if tomorrow was your day.

Angiogram

Posted on September 14, 2004 in Coronary Gratitude

Thank you to everyone who sent their good wishes for my health.

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Dream

Posted on September 14, 2004 in Dreams

My brother arrives at my house with my nephew Ben. I’ve been drafted — again — into doing some yardwork.

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Shameful Wagitators

Posted on September 14, 2004 in Accountability Campaign 2004 Medical Ethics

I offer a term to cover boorish behavior by uppity doctors, employers, and others who are rude in the name of Bush: Wagitation.

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Thank God for the Liberals

Posted on September 14, 2004 in Citizenship Liberals & Progressives

Thank God for the liberals, because they mean freedom for all Americans regardless of race, creed, color, or political belief.

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Sycamores

Posted on September 13, 2004 in Coronary Plants

Dr. Ip saw me at 11:00, coming in two and a half hours early to review my treatment.

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The Two Towers

Posted on September 12, 2004 in Citizenship

We prefer to make our country into a bastion to making it friendly to all peoples.

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Estrangement from A Lover

Posted on September 12, 2004 in Anxiety Nature Sorrow & Regret

When I walk to the edge of Concourse Park and look towards the fragment of an anticline at the crest of Dreaded Hill, I feel removed from what I love.

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Anniversary of The Great Tragedy

Posted on September 12, 2004 in Citizenship Courage & Activism Terrorism

The awfulness of this day stems from the failure of our leadership of both parties and the American people to stop and take a deep breath before assessing what had happened and choosing a course of action.

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Of Clouds, Noodles, and Other Entanglements

Posted on September 12, 2004 in Coronary Depression Routine Weather

Thinking about this too much causes my heart to flutter and my head to ache, especially at the joint where the atlas and my vetebral column meet to support my skull.

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Blogging Silence

Posted on September 11, 2004 in Misc

square042.gifIn commeration of those who died due to the incompetence and negligence of the Bush Administration on this date I shall observe twenty four hours of silence. God guide America.

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