Step into my contraption

Posted on May 4, 2005 in Guest Blogger

The newest invention to make your life more covenant and easier as a consumer. The contraption promises it will get all of your measurements and tell you your correct clothing size. Ladies won’t have to try on 15 different pairs of pants before finding the one that fits. Sounds like a dream come true. It’s a fad or gimmick to get you to come in and spend your money.
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Blogging domination-I am too poor to buy a dictionary

Posted on May 4, 2005 in Guest Blogger

World guest blogging domination that’s my new quest. The most challenging part about being a guest blogger (for me) is keeping the owner and the dedicated readers in mind. I did express my concern and lack of content ideas to Joel yesterday he only encouraged me to use humor and said something to the effect he knows what he is in for. I am no Robin Williams.

“Comment: Well done, Shelli! Have you ever considered starting a blog-sitting service? ;)” Well no, actually I haven’t. Now, my evil little quest has been exposed.

This year will be three years of blogging under “Not Me”. I have been a guest blogger at least 4 different blogs. I have two aliases as two different sexes with open invites to post anytime. I have used Blogspot, MT, Webgui and now I can add WordPress to my repartee. Ok, you got me the above mention hardly qualifies for any kind of domination. Didn’t I mention it’s a new quest?
Please make comments to what you are using to blog. (If I knew how to make a survey here I would.)

From the hospital bed to the blog

Posted on May 3, 2005 in Guest Blogger

I have just spoke with Joel. He wanted me to give an update . He’s doing good, have too since he made the good looking ‘post op nurses’ chase him with a throw up tray. Hee hee never catch me, while dragging his IV rolling stand and making those nasty up-chuck noises. Problem with those hospital throw up trays they are too small and he over shot and sprayed his nurse. He was always one to let the girls chase him even if it’s in his dreams.
He says he is up and moving around picture of good health, he can’t wait to go home. Picture of health if your talking about a freeze frame of some horror parodoy movie. My dear, Frankenstein those 15 stitches in the back of your jaw will come out soon enough. It’s that tube from your neck filling the bag of blood, in your pajama shirt pocket that is frightening me.
For Gods Sake put some clothes on. I know you have a private room with a sofa, still you can put some pants on. Sure I know, Casanova you are reserving the silky pajamas for the night staff and the late night conversations. Slo-w down kingosobe you’ll have save yourself for your wife.
Most of what I said is true. He did say he is still on Morphine, Vicidon and anti-vomit medication , for all I know what he told me could be figments of his imagination. He said the hospital food is really good–obviously he is delirious.

The authorized unofficial -Round-Up lists

Posted on May 3, 2005 in Guest Blogger

Politics

• Sheri: “So how does one change people’s worldview or to get past cognitive dissonance? It’s taking a lot of work and a lot of money, thanks to the nurses and the teachers.”
• Randy Paul:Bitch slams Condoleeza Rice
• Lauren: Case of 13 year old and the state forbidding abortion
• Francis S. :
  

  “I’ve never before believed that homosexuals have had to face anything near the fear, hatred and discrimination that African-Americans have had to face, but I’m beginning to have second thoughts.” go there

• Mileah: “I’ve said this before but the Bush administration folks are like privateers on crack.”
• Andrea : “Bush Commits Treason”: defines treason and President Bush’s actions
• Lizard Queen: ” Pat Robertson is bat-shit crazy. 😉 ”
• Jeanne:
  

  “I don’t think Schwarzenegger’s a racist, and I’m not even sure he’s a good political framer. Targeting immigrants has backfired on Republicans in this state in the past when it energized Hispanic voters.” go there

Visual Art

• M. Luminous: Seattle Public library
• Prarie Point : dutch amaryllis
• Kris: “ Spring Hah ” It looks more like winter
• A’s: post pic looks like fire in the sky
• QB:
  

  “It turned out I had wandered into an installation called Forest without leaves designed by the multi-talented Iranian filmmaker, poet, photographer and writer Abbas Kiarostami, part of a wider festival devoted to the man.” go there

Poetry and Fine Prose

• Maria: ” Remedial ”
• K: ” Morning verses ”
• Suki: “ I do not love you ”
• Michael: “April 25 Random Acts of Poetry ”
• Nancy: “ Lunch In Uch Sharif “
• Prat: “ memory ”
• Awake at Dawn on Someone’s Couch : ” What Can We Do Against It…”
• Jyotsna: ” Pain ”
• Flemming Flinch: Essay discussion: In 1985 Bob Black “The Abolition of Work”

blogging blogs

• Tracy: Google searches
• BLAUGUSTINE Blog b-day of 2 years
• Hamburger lad: Meme do I have to
• Victoria: Thursday threesome Meme:
• metamanda : Meme 10 opening lines
• Robert: Meme Fahrenheit 451

Culture

• Beppelog: Movie: House of Wax
• JayBird: defines Globish is it a real language or a tool?
• Serial deviant: on Singaporean Singlish
  

  ”… I found that if I spoke English (and slowed down), people actually understood me (which is always nice). Since then, it’s been no more Singlish for me. …” go there

• etherealfire : Music: Reg. Autoslave
• Jane Hamsher: Music:
  

  “The recording industry is a dinosaur, so entrenched in feeding its own ego it has failed miserably to come to terms with both rapidly changing technologies and an evolving marketplace.” go there

• Kathryn: books: The Mathematical genius
• Pam: Review of King Arthur festival
• Mr H.K.: Movie: hitchhikers guide to the universe
• CLD: Gone Prime in the News in Pajamas of all clothing-interviewed about Ford Explorers explosion problems and DIY disconnect of cruise control switch.
• Spinning: Show review: Strange Days on Planet Earth
  

  “And a bad, more recent memory. The slaughter of millions of tree frog tadpoles in my swimming pool one summer.” go there

• Braidwood says Jill Sobule sings pretty
• diana: book: blown away by Wind-Up Bird Chronicle

Technology

• Brian: Just wants a phone that works
• Foe: Plenty of women are gamers

Humor

• Fantastic Planet: celebrity tarot cards
• Dave: Words on the street
• Abdul-Walid ” His tag reads: FOR SALE, to highest bidder. ”
• Les: Warning signs that don’t exist but should

Religion

• Jcecil3: What if the Pope Declared the Moon Made of Blue Cheese
• Nathan:
  

  “I was sickened by the recent Justice Sunday telecast sponsored by conservative Christian groups and attended by big names like Dr. James Dobson. Sen. Bill First (R-TN) also spoke via telecast, in what can only be seen as pandering to the Religious Right and trying to establish a theocracy in the Senate” go there

Social Issues

• Ian: Explains the differences between civil unions and equal rights marriages
• Michael: ” A 15-year-old girl has been arrested for taking nude photographs of her self and posting them on the Internet, police said… She has been charged with sexual abuse of children, possession of child pornography and dissemination of child pornography. ” read more
• Rob: Liberal, atheist, stay-at-home dad

Personal

• Kimber: loves her kids
• Bill explains prep for” the Procedure ”
• A-M on panic attacks
  

  “…But why does life have to imitate the movies in these instances, and how come I still haven’t learned the role of the cool kid, who’s chewing gum, not sitting on it?..” go there

• Will: gives personal account of an ATV accident on the cliff
• Anita: Where have all the Ruben sandwiches gone? It’s a sauerkraut mystery.
• JadedJu: Is there a connection between age and a toe hurting?

What I learned about Joel

Posted on May 3, 2005 in Guest Blogger

Absolutely freakin nothing. j.k. I did however speak to his wife briefly over the phone yesterday. Joel is one lucky guy, he gets to listen to her sexy voice everyday. Seriously she should be doing voice over work. I do find it funny I have spoken to Lynn prior to Joel.
Going through this here blog-pad blogroll list, I thought I would find out something about Joel. I am in the process of making the round-up list, I have already invested a couple hours. I figure I have at least another hour or so to go. I don’t know how he does it. I have forgotten the time and effort it goes into to read every blog and find posts. What I did discover the blogs linked are full of diversity.
I am under the influence of heavy cold/flu medicine, but I gave my word I would help out. Please stayed tuned for the round-up.

Keys to the Pad

Posted on May 2, 2005 in Guest Blogger

I have been given the keys to the blog-pad. I thought, I would start off saying how we became blog-friends. Joel, had posted a news article of a person’s story -vs- police’s story. I found Joel’s post and defended the person character and just knew any comments from the police was outright wrong. It had to be a year or so later the person mentioned found the post and my comments and thanked me for the support. I replied again with your welcome. Joel then had emailed me rather confused about the comment and offered his updated url. Ever since Joel and I have been active with commenting on each others blogs and the occasional email back and forth.
Funny/Ironic part is I had been reviewing email notifications for witting in Orange for I don’t know how long.
Joel, didn’t do his usual round-up list, as one of his guest bloggers I will do it up for him. While I can’t fill his shoes I will do my best not letting the blog-pad collect dust.